Duval Culpepper is a New York native who grew up in the projects but went to a fancy private school, giving him a very unique perspective on people--he hates them. Often mistaken for Lenny Kravitz (or any other light skin black guy with hair), he travels the country doing stand-up, writing and looking for a tall athletic blonde to drink piña coladas with while watching American Ninja 2: The Confrontation. 

Is that so much to ask?